God, Gustav, and the GOP (gag!) Bristol Pregnant
The bad news: Bristol Palin is prenant.
The GOOD NEWS: It was an immaculate conception!
Should play right into the hands of the Evangelicals, aye?!
The baby’s name will be Gustav.
They weren’t sure if the “young man” was going to marry her, but Bush sent Dick Cheney over with a shotgun, just for a little “talk.”
Question: What does it mean when God rains on the GOP parade?
The GOP announces the convention schedule will change depending on conditions on the ground. Maybe that should be conditions up in the air.