If Sarah Palin ruled the world (Adult Humor)
Warning: This is for mature audiences only: Not for the faint of heart.
If women like Palin ruled the world . . .
If the pro-lifers, like Palin, had their way, and women ruled the world,
and the Bible was the law of the land, and
a man would be chastised for touching himself.
Oh, then would you hear a howl rising up from the bathrooms of men and
teens all across the land, and echoing across the Bering Straights,
resounding across Russia, and India, into Europe and South America.
“Self determination!” they would cry. “Outrage” they would yell,
clutching their Hustler magazines. “They can have my porno
magazines when they pry ’em from my cold, dead fingers!”
“It’s our bodies!” they scream.
“Keep the morals police out of my bedroom!” they shout.
“No bureaucrats between me and my hand!” they chant. Oh what
a dismal day that would be for men!
Ahh, but the Amazon rulers will focus their cameras on you!
“Life begins in the scrotum” they decree, and “You are KILLING our
future generations!” Off to Guatanamo with you, for “re-education.”